Let's face it: There are probably A MILLION reasons why Jon Gerblick is more awesome and deserving of a devoted fan club, but since I have better things to do (like trying to find out where he lives), let's break it down.

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Number 1: His Music Taste: Other people's music taste changes and evolves over time, especially as they get older. THAT'S STUPID. Jonathan Gerblick is a man of CONSISTENCY. Since becoming enamored with him, I ONLY listen to the incredibly specific brand of punk rock that HE listens to. 

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Number 2: He is a man of CLASS. He only drinks the classiest beer on earth: GUINNESS. He's so classy he literally can't burp. One time I held my breath for 92 seconds in solidarity LOL. 

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Number 3: His mysterious aura. As an empath, I'm markedly good at reading auras. That's why I can tell right away if someone is good or bad (knowing their sign helps too lmao). Jon's aura SCREAMS "I probably have deep thoughts." 

 

Number 4: His movie taste. Some people might say Jon's movie taste is terrible. I call those people LOW IQ! If Jon says The Lobster is the best movie ever made, I will fight anyone who disagrees! Seriously I've been kicked out of 2 Starbucks'.  

 

Number 5: His fitness routine. He goes to the gym. I go to the gym. Often at the exact same time. Some might say coincidence, but I say destiny.

 

So yeah… these are just a FEW of the reasons why Jon deserves admiration, devotion, and possibly a small shrine. (Working on it.) Please check back every hour for updates.
 

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